WHICH THE COFFEE'S ALWAYS HOT AND THE HASH BROWNS ARE CRISP/CARAMELIZED/PERFECT

Waffle House. Just sayin' it makes you feel Warm/Comfy/Right at Home, don't it? People come from A Long Way/All Over/Everywhere to get a taste of that Real Deal diner experience. You Walk in and the smell hits you first: Crispy/Toasty/Freshly Baked hash browns, Savory/Sweet/Bacon-infused bacon sizzlin' on the griddle, and of course, that coffee...